Ladies, I realize that you know you're a "hot gyal" and all that, however, I must speak on the matter of the caged bra and pastie!
If you feel you MUST wear this special piece of contraption, *I too will be sporting such* by all means, try not to order a bra that's sooo small that your boobs are all squished and pulsating through the wire etc. next, I feel it's necessary to measure the circumference of your areola! Why? Well, let's face, it we are not all the size of a penny and or a dime, many of you have areolas the size of small saucers, henceforth, ONE PASTIE will not do it for you and I do not suggest you plaster a small bouquet of pasties on your boobs. However, if this makes you happy, then, by all means.....
So girls of the big nipple persuasion, GET IT RIGHT and if one pastie will not cover you, then exercise the option of airbrushing a design across your chest, or the always popular go with the full bra!
If you feel you MUST wear this special piece of contraption, *I too will be sporting such* by all means, try not to order a bra that's sooo small that your boobs are all squished and pulsating through the wire etc. next, I feel it's necessary to measure the circumference of your areola! Why? Well, let's face, it we are not all the size of a penny and or a dime, many of you have areolas the size of small saucers, henceforth, ONE PASTIE will not do it for you and I do not suggest you plaster a small bouquet of pasties on your boobs. However, if this makes you happy, then, by all means.....
So girls of the big nipple persuasion, GET IT RIGHT and if one pastie will not cover you, then exercise the option of airbrushing a design across your chest, or the always popular go with the full bra!
Lol @this post. I know i have real large areolas so I will never take god out my thoughts and wear one of those things lol
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