
So we've all seen them, the larger than life masquerader wearing the xs thong or the lady who refuses to cover her cellulite with a l'll nude pair of stockings. Contrary to popular belief men do not appreciate this.
Usually there will be a small wager placed by said men about who is bad enough to dance with one of these women. We're not dancing with you beca
use we want to, there are so many women who look gorgeous in their costumes why would you wine on a half naked, no stockings wearing, belly over lapping non corset wearing 'grenade' intentionally?
I'm not trying to be a douche bag and Trinidad has the most beautiful women whether big or small but it would be nice if some of these women wear things that accentuate their size rather than point out their flaws. The same goes for smaller than average women. I'm not really a fan of seeing all your ribs while you're in your costume or watching as a stiff breeze knocks you off your feet while you're chipping down the road or my personal favourite the two match stick legs that look like if you rub them together they will burst into flames. Before deciding to wear certain things whether a costume or a regular outfit be sure to get an honest opinion from an honest friend as we all know that some so called friends are just out to make you look foolish for whatever reason.
See yall on the road and I know that you will all be looking fabulous on the two days. PS the blog is full of posts by Yumarader and other contributers about what you can do to assist you in looking fantasterastic on the road. YUMA is gonna be full of fabulousness next year God willing be a part of it not the exception.
Dos out xx
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