Thursday, October 7, 2010

what to do if you could wine better than her


Fellahs, we've all experienced this in some form or another. You're palancing all day and you come across a cute young thang chipping behind the truck. You're a bess winer boy and you're up for any challenge so you take a lil shadow before you unleash the rubber waist because you know she'll like your skill and technique.

Low and behold she cuts the wine short and disappears into the crowd leaving you to wonder what you did wrong. Its simple my young winer boy you unleashed the power of the waist too soon. When coming upon a less skilled waist it's always wise to follow her lead. Women are expected to flex better than guys but there are always exceptions.

Release the waist when wining alone or wining with a friend of the female persuasion. Usually when a woman who could flex sees you wining with skill she will come and jam you. Ahhh there's nothing sweeter than two people who could wine flexing behind a music truck. So take it easy. don't get overzealous and frighten your targeted masquerader off. Follow her lead you'll be glad you did.
Seis out x

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